HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Features:
"Let it Beef" (raw)
"White Ball" (Room)
"Colour My World"
and
"TUSH"
Plus 6 favorites from
"2 Hands & A Tire Pump"
Songlist: (Note Real Audio Links)
1. The Blue Danube
2. The Entertainer
3. Over The Rainbow
4. Colonel Bogey's March
5. Tire Pump & Circumstance
6. Andy Griffith Theme
7. Sweet Georgia Brown
8. Sid Crock (A Mockery of Kid Rock)
Total running time - 16:13
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CD #2: "Hand Squeezed & Tired of Pumps", rated "PG-14"
Song TitleTimeReal Audio
1. Blue Danube1:54 Entire Track
2. Sid Crock4:54 1/2 Track
3. The Entertainer1:20 Entire Track
4. Shootin' Blanks Rap2:15 69% Track...
5. Tire Pump & Circumstance2:00 Entire Track
If you love hip-hop,
you'll love this CD.
If you HATE hip-hop, you'll REALLY love this CD!
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Real Audio WILL NOT do this CD justice streaming online...
you'll just have to take our word for it... this CD kicks serious Gluteus Maximus.
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The following quote is from Dr. Demento, the "Pope of Novelty Music":
"Dear Jim, Thank you so much for sending your work to the Dr Demento Show.
The "hand music" and tire pump solos are fun, and I might be able to include one of them
in some future set devoted to unusual instruments.
Best regards,  Dr Demento" (dated 9/20/02)
By all means, keep an ear out for the Doctor as well as 103.3 WPRB-FM in Princeton, NJ,
88.5 WXPN-FM Philadelphia and 93.9 WDIY-FM in Allentown, PA for airplay.
We're extremely flattered with flatulence...



CD #3: "Christmas Concerto for Hands & Tire Pump"
Songlist:
1. Deck the Halls
2. White Christmas
3. Joy to the World
4. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
5. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
6. What Child is This? (Greensleeves)
7. O Christmas Tree
8. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
9. Auld Lang Syne
Total Time: 12:12
Listen to "O Christmas Tree" (Baked Beans Lennon Sisters Harmony) via Real Audio
Listen to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", a tribute to manualist John Twomey
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The Biography of Manualist/Tire Pumpist Jim Rotondo
(aka Jimmy Pavaroddy)

Jim Rotondo was born in Philadelphia, PA many, many years ago and resided in Southern California from July 2, 1970 thru July 5, 1990. It was here that his gift of "manualism" was born, the unique ability to play songs by simply squeezing the palms of his hands together (that's "handfart" music to my Southern friends...). "Luciano" can also play songs by controlling the air flow from the nozzle of a bicycle tire pump (K-Mart Black, $9.99). The Maestro has performed in many comedy clubs, churches, retirement homes, prisons and TV Shows. Pavaroddy's musical comedy act can be 5, 7, 10, 15, 20, 30, and 45 minutes in length and can be customized for virtually any occasion or audience of any age. In December of 2000 Jim joined forces with "The Handman" Bruce Gaston, and World-Class Hand Whistler Ben Brenner to form "The Three Tendons". This trio appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on February 15, 2001. The rest is history -- cause herstory is too long.


We Finally Found the Long Lost Pavaroddy Tracks via Real Audio!
Pavaroddy's HAND SQUEEZED & TIREPUMP solo samples now available
thanks to Real Producer & a $50 Radio Shack microphone!

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Real Audio Song TitleDetails
Green Acres Summer, 2001 on my laptop's Sound Recorder.
Constipated Green Acres Don't like prunes? This will help, I guarantee it...
"25 of 6 to 4" Hands, Lead Tirepump, Chipmunk Vocals, 1999.
"Colour My World" Just the Tirepump Solo with Hand accompaniment, 1999.
"The Entertainer" Hand Squeezed with Piano accompaniment, 2000.
"Tire Pump & Circumstance" Accompanied by the Hooterville Rubber Band...
The Class of 2002 will be sorry they graduated!

TV Shows Comedy Clubs Other Venues
"Tonight Show with Jay Leno"

"Good Day Philadelphia", 6x

"Donny & Marie Show"

"10!" on NBC-10

"Philly After Midnight" on ABC

"Angelo Live" on Comcast

"ABC News" w/ Don Polec

"NBC News" w/ Siani Lee

"Real TV" on the WB Network

"America's Funniest Videos"

"The Gong Show" on CBS

"30 Seconds to Fame Shame"
"The Laff Stop", Newport Beach, CA

"The Hideaway", Huntington Beach, CA

"Via Maria's", Cypress, CA

"Icabod Crane", Torrance, CA

"Comedy Loft", various in PA

"Comedy Cabaret", various in PA/NJ

"Club HP", Philadelphia, PA

"Kahunaville" Wilmington, DE

"Spaghetti Warehouse", Phila., PA

"Murphy's Tavern", Westville, NJ

"Grover Silcox Comedy Shows",PA/NJ

"Sidesplitters", Langhorne, PA
Medford Lakes, NJ Country Club

"Velvet Club", Maple Shade, NJ

National Park Firehouse, NJ

Lancaster Host Hotel, PA

Several Retirement Homes

Several Churches & Prisons

Corporate Events/Fundraisers

Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ

Pottstown Symphony Orchestra

Beaver College, PA

WIP-610 Sports Talk

Kids' Corner on WXPN-FM

Master Song List
Tequila
I Love Lucy
Green Acres
Andy Griffith
The Entertainer
M*A*S*H Theme
I Dream of Jeannie
The Girl From Ipanema
Greensleeves
Blue Danube
Auld Lang Syne
The Wedding March
Sweet Georgia Brown
Star Spangled Banner
Colonel Bogey's March
Tire Pump & Circumstance
Purple Haze
Love Me Tender
Sunshine of Your Love
Over the Rainbow
The Elephant Walk
Eleanor Rigby/Penny Lane
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
I Cut My Fart in San Francisco

Jim and his much-better-half Janice with Jay Leno moments after
"The Three Tendons" appearance on "The Tonight Show" February 15, 2001




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